Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
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You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
