You jokes

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

What do you call a mouse with sneakers?

Squeakers!

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

What can change color and get beat up?

You.