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What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.
One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.
"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.
"Are you mad?" The police asked.
"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.
"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.
"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.