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Lesbian Vampire After Sex

Anonymous
12 years ago
  • What do lesbian vampires say after sex?

    "See you next month."

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    • Vampire
    • Lesbian
    • Sex
    • Month
    • Blood
    • Next

    Explanation

  • The humor comes from the wordplay on "next month" which refers to both the next menstrual cycle and the vampire's need to feed on blood monthly.

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