You jokes
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.
The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."
The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."
There are two siblings, a little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night and take her home. So they get to the bigger brother's house and walk into his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk beds. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "Whenever you feel good, say 'lettuce,' and whenever you want to switch positions say 'tomato'." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato," and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, "Can you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over me."
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.