You jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
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What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it, a genie came out and said, "You have 10 seconds to have one wish." Little Johnny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family, and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink, she says, "We should have this every night!" Little Johnny gets two cups every night, one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually, he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives it to himself, and his sister asks, "Where's my cup?" Little Johnny replied, "You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!