You jokes
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.