How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
You Jokes
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
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Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
