You jokes
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."