A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.
The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."
The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."
Alright, listen up, you genius. You're so slow it takes you an hour to watch 60 minutes. The joke plays on the differing ideas of what constitutes a negative signal for sex. The wife uses a simple one-or-two method, but the husband uses extreme overkill as his way of saying no. Get it? It's funny cause it is absurd.
