You jokes
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
You look like a cat.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat…
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"