Wacko Jacko and the Lightbulb

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained twit. This joke is about Michael Jackson, and it's not exactly sunshine and rainbows. See, you might not know this, but people used to make fun of him with a nickname, “Wacko Jacko”, because they thought he was weird. In the joke, the idea is that he's so into little kids that he'd even try to 'screw' a light bulb if you told him it was a 6-year-old. It's a nasty joke that plays off the rumors and allegations about him, which is why it is dark and offensive. It ain't funny, but it is what it is. Now go think about that.