A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.
The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”
She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their p.... through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”
The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”
The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his p.... through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”
“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”
The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”
Comments (20)
Weird. I thought only I did this...
I almost died laughing when I saw this XD
What a bunch of dicks.
This b.... is violent
Ack!
HAHA
By far the best one!
Read this in school and was kicked out for disturbing the classroom with my laughter.
Me and my friend died of laughter😂
I came to this website by accident but HOLY shit these stories are great!! 🤣🤣
I see what you did there. XD
The pee helps the flowers
F...
Hahaha
JUST TAKE MY CASH!!!!!! 😣
What’s she going to do with them...?
PsychoticGrandma, shes gonna shove them up...... you know what.. XD
That is weird because the old lady chopped their d***s off wt*****
oh dear
the old lady is gonna us them as toys XD