A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their p.... through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his p.... through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”

Comments (18)

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Weird. I thought only I did this...

B

I almost died laughing when I saw this XD

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What a bunch of dicks.

D

This b.... is violent

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Ack!

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HAHA

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By far the best one!

H

Read this in school and was kicked out for disturbing the classroom with my laughter.

K

Me and my friend died of laughter😂

B

I came to this website by accident but HOLY shit these stories are great!! 🤣🤣

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I see what you did there. XD

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The pee helps the flowers

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F...

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Hahaha

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JUST TAKE MY CASH!!!!!! 😣

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What’s she going to do with them...?

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PsychoticGrandma, shes gonna shove them up...... you know what.. XD

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That is weird because the old lady chopped their d***s off wt*****