You jokes
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
A man walks up to a priest. The man says, "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says, "No, you are not my son." The man says, "Follow me." The man walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Jesus Christ, you're back!"