Orphan's Facilities

The joke plays on the irony of an orphan expressing a desire to kill their parents, which is impossible since they are already dead. The response highlights the absurdity by pointing out the orphan's lack of parental figures to harm.

• Orphan
• Parent
• Man
• People
• Death
• Family

• I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
• I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
• What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?" Oh... wait.
• Me at an orphanage: I need to talk. Orphan: My parents! Me: You know that word?