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Mosquito vs. Pornstar

What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.

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Pornstar16
Mosquito19

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The joke plays on the double meaning of "sucking." A mosquito literally sucks blood, while in a vulgar context, it refers to a sexual act. The humor comes from comparing the two and suggesting that both stop when slapped, but in different ways and contexts.

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smack ma ass like a drum smack ma ass like a drum smack ma ass like a drum

the joke is pretty true tho

Bully: Give me your money virgin Me: I'm not a virgin Bully:yea u are virgin Me: Ask your sister Bully: I don't have a sister Me: You will have one in 9 months