You jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.