You jokes
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-