You jokes
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
I think
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.