Artery Squirter

This is a dark joke that plays on the phrase 'squirter' usually associated with female sexual response. It twists the meaning to an extremely graphic and disturbing literal sense, suggesting that a woman's blood can be forcefully ejected from an artery if struck. The humor comes from the unexpected violent interpretation of a term usually tied to pleasure.

• Girl
• Violence
• Self Harm
• Body
• Water
• Blood

• What happens when you make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
• What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
• What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don’t care if she has one.
• What's better than throwing dead babes? Catching them after with a pitchfork.