Lemon Twist

This is a dark take on the common saying 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' Instead of making something positive out of a bad situation, the person in the joke responds with a violent and self-destructive act, using the lemon in a twisted way. The joke also hints at suicidal thoughts.

• Lemon
• Life
• Suicide
• Self Harm
• Wrist
• Violence

• When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
• I slit my wrists.
• While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.
• Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)