The Unsuccessful Suicide Story

The humor plays on the idea that someone who has died by suicide cannot tell their story. If you're alive to tell the tale, it wasn't a successful suicide attempt, which is a dark and ironic take on the situation.

• Suicide
• Story
• Depression
• Dark Humor
• Death
• Attempt

• A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
• You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
• Tried committing suicide last night... Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!
• Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.