You jokes

In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

MC Presto.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.

What do you call a black person?

Black.

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

What do you call an orphan village?

An orphanage.

What do you call an STD?

Elenji.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

Do you like fish sticks?

If you do, you're a gay fish.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!