Farting Guts

An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee.

A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after a while and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in."

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Listen, you smooth-brain, you wrote a joke about an old guy who farts a lot. Then his wife, who's probably sick of his gaseous emissions, puts chicken parts in the bed. When he farts, he thinks he's literally farting out his insides. You see, you think this is funny, but it's just gross and kind of weird, like you.

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