You jokes
You are the gayest.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
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What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
"Give me a cigarette," the condemned man said.
"I thought you quit," replied the guard.
"I did, but I don't think it matters anymore."
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel