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I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
I know where you live! I saw you before!
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
What do you call a fish with no booty?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen