You jokes
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Do you see the toilet?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Memes
Why you always in a mood?
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
You (DYM 53).
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!