You jokes

Copycat

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Badminton

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Memes

Moment

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Ass

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

Ass

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Sex

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

Picture

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Women

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Voice

The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.

Bro

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

Sister

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?