You jokes
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Memes
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)