How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
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Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
What do you call a?
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
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I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?