You jokes
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.