No Bitches

  • "You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

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    Okay, so basically, this dude is getting roasted HARD. Like, he's the poster child for someone who's not exactly swimming in dates. We're talking overweight, losing hair, still a virgin at 60 (yikes!), and a big fan of Trump. It's like a whole bunch of things piled up on one person, making him an easy target for a sick burn. You gotta feel a little bad, but also, it's kinda funny because it's so over the top. And let me tell you, you don't want to end up like this dude, or else I will find you. You will be living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!

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  • this was not much of a "joke"

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