You jokes

Why you always in a mood?

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

"I love you with all my heart."

"Prince, where are you?"

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!