You jokes
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.