You jokes

With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

What do you call a?

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?

Family photo.

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

What do you call a fish with no neck?

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?