Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
You Jokes
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
You are family.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
You gonna poop someday.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.