You jokes
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Memes
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
You're so hot!
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.