What can you build with people? A boat!
You Jokes
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What do you call a sheep with wings?
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...