You jokes

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

What do you call staring stares?

Stares.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Who do you see over there???

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

What did the wall say to the wall?

"Meet you at the corner."

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

What did one casket say to the other casket?

"Is that you coughin'?"

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

How do you spell "I. P. With U?"

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

The bully: You're gay.

The nerd: I am.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: Then what are you?

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."