You Jokes

Canyon

What did one canyon say to the other?

You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.

Chicken

You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Random person: Why?

You: To get to the idiot's house!

Random person: What?

You: Knock knock.

Random person: Who's there?

You: The chicken.

Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

Lake

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

Tower

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

Psychopath

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Girl

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Stroke

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

Ligma

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...