You jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

Have you ever seen a blind man swim?

No.

Neither has he.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?

A mustach-io!

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."