You jokes
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Do you see the toilet?