Friend's Revelation

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that there is no joke. It's just a nice story. You're so dense, you probably think the Earth is flat. But hey, at least you're trying.