You jokes
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
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You and Jason in your bed.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Memes
I feel this one on a personal level.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
When you breathe.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.