You jokes
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
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Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Memes
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.