You jokes
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Memes
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.