You jokes
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Memes
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?