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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
You and Jason in your bed.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.