You jokes
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
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What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.