According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
The Police Report
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, you absolute unit of slow-processing. The joke plays on the band name "The Police" and their hit song "Roxanne." If you didn't get that, you probably also think traffic lights are just festive street decorations. You clearly lack culture and probably eat crayons for breakfast.