You jokes
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year." "You s w e a t e r believe it."
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
If you read this, you are gay/lesbian.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.