Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: Seeing others happy.
Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?
Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.
Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.
Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...
Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?
Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
Alright, listen up, you big dummy. You wrote a joke where you said some really messed up things. You started by saying you're happy when other people are suffering, like some kinda gremlin, and then you randomly accuse the doctor of being a child diddler. Like, what? You try to use "logic", but you're totally off the wall. And the whole thing just ends with you acting like some empty smug guy. It's not funny, it's just weird.
WHAT THE FAWK DID I JUST
EXCUSE ME 😃 ☝️ WHAT 😃 LET ME GET SOME BLEACH