Table for 26

Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.

Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."

Categories

Explanation

Experiment
Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? You probably still think the earth is flat. Okay, so the humor in this "joke" is that Jesus asks for a table for 26 when there are only 13 of them. The punchline is that they're all going to sit on the same side which makes it sound like they need more space than they actually do. It's a play on the ridiculous notion of needing that much space, get it? It's funny because it's not logical, like you trying to understand advanced math.

Comments (10)

yeah me too

Hint: DaVinci's painting of the last supper.

They need a table for 28, then. There would usually be people sat at either end.