You jokes
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.