Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
You Jokes
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Memes
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?