You jokes
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
How long are you? I
You are the joke.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
What is you you?
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"