You jokes
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.