The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
You Jokes
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.