You jokes

Did you hear the pickle joke?

It's actually a really big dill.

You. You're the joke.

Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?

Microsoft.

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?

Did you sit in sugar?

Because you've got a sweet ass.

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

What do you call a router in a thong?

CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.

What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?

A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.

What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?

A wet pebble.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.