You jokes
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Memes
For C A S N O V A
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
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Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.