You jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Memes
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
That moment when you poop 😂
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"