You jokes
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
Memes
I ass big ass you :-)
What is you you?
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Can you see me?
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
You are in the airway, how funny!
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.