How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
You Jokes
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Are you peeling well?
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Are you fin-ished with your work?
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?