You jokes
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
You are in the airway, how funny!
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.