You jokes
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.