Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
You Jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."