You jokes

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

Hey D.K., how are you? :)

Love you!

You (DYM 23).

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

"Prince? Are you still there?"