You jokes
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
Memes
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
You suck.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?