You jokes

What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

Hey, you know Slugma?

Slugma balls.

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.

If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.

Bully: How is your girlfriend?

Me: I don't have one!

Bully: I know!

Me: How are your parents?

*Walks out of orphanage*

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.