You jokes

"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"

You (DYM 23).

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.

Apple: What?

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

You are short.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!