You jokes

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?

"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

"Room, you on."

When we take a family photo, you are the background.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?

Cremation.

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

Why is there no medication in Africa?

Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.