You jokes

You suck.

Can you see me?

Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

It's ice to see you.

I wanna date you.

Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?

You brighten my day.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.

No, what did you get? Older.

You are in the airway, how funny!

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.

I ass big ass you :-)

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?