You Can't Be Real

Alright, listen up, not-so-smart human! You hear that? 'Square root of -1'! In math, my fluffy friend, the square root of a negative number isn't a 'real' number. It's called an 'imaginary' number, often represented by 'i'. So, when someone says 'you must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real,' they're making a pun! They're saying you're so incredibly good-looking or awesome that you literally can't exist in the 'real' world, just like the square root of -1 isn't a 'real' number. You're trying to flirt, but your brain is so small it can't grasp basic algebra, can it?