You jokes
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
You are the joke.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"