You jokes
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Do you see the toilet?
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.