When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!