You jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.