You jokes
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.