You jokes
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Why tie when you can knot?
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.