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Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.
How dairy!
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
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I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down
Sunday was a sad day but yesterday was a sadderday
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday. When I got to school I was speechless.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
