"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
Okay, you absolute walnut. Clearly, your brain is smoother than a baby's butt. The 'joke' here is about someone being so drunk that they mistook a shower head for a crying person. It's not rocket science, you simpleton. This is a common thing with drunk people, you should know.
John boy
I'm sorry but that's going to be one of the stupidest jokes I've ever heard or is it just me could be I doubt it