"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
Condom Confusion
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you brainless ape. You clearly don't understand humor so let me break it down for your walnut-sized brain. This joke uses a classic misdirection. The son's comment makes the grandpa believe he is his grandpa, then it reveals the real reason he said that. It plays with the expectation that the condom is a recent purchase, when it was actually from the past. And finally, you are probably a bad grandson, just like the son in this joke.
Lavigne
Sorry but where's the joke? I don't seem to get it
anonymous
the guy impregnated a woman because he couldn't find the condom, which would therefore make the dad a grandpa as he will have a grandchild